I THINK THERE'S BEEN A RAPE UP THERE!!!!!

That's what you do, get their attention. Great now that I have your attention, I would like to cordially invite all of you to 334 Euston street for a pleasant evening of socialising. Terry is being very generous and will be hosting a Christmas party at his house. The event is going to be exceptionally popular as this is most likely Terry's last party of 2008, so please make sure to get your tickets well in advance. This party will be starting on the 21st of December, at 8:30 with doors opening for 8. This production is general admission. If needed, booster seats and hearing devices will be supplied. Please Byob, any additional munchies are appreciated, although some will already be supplied by Terry. Terry pleads for someone to please please please bring Walking Nachos. Plenty of floor room will be provided if people wish to spend the night, one might want to bring a sleeping bag if they plan on staying. Please no drinking and driving. We all know Christmas is awesome. First of all you get to spend time with people you love. Secondly, you can get drunk and no one can say anything. Third, you give presents. What's better than giving presents? And fourth, getting presents. So four things. Not bad for one day. It's really the greatest day of all time. Ever.

Please don't end up like this.