recently heard...

Ashley(waiting for Anne to start): Hey, you know what, I have my camera with me. It would funny if I started taking pictures during the show..
Kari: Oh, you can't. You're not allowed to take pictures during the show.

Mikey: What's beef on a bun? Is it just like it sounds? Beef.. On a bun?
Ashley: Actually it's Confederation Centre slang for greek salad.
Kari: Really?

Mikey: I would rather fax them than email them because I have this really fancy paper!