Breaking 24 Hour Coverage of a possible Party.!!!!CRISIS!!!
Good Evening (morning, afternoon, midday, midnight, etc..),
This new breaking information has just been apprehended by our wildly clever investigative journalists! Apparently there is some kind of get together, some have even heard the word "party", this saturday night at Mavor's Bar, not the bistro, just the bar. We've heard that perhaps the infamous Tony from FOH has organized this event and only seen it suitable to invite the boxofficers now.. but that isn't confirmed.. the meeting time has not been confirmed either but we here at the 24 hour crisis alert desk have speculated that 8 pm would be a fine time.. but as I said before we really don't know. What we do know is that there might be a "party", perhaps just a drink or two with some "work" "friends" that we believe to be at Mavor's Bar, and that we are going to claim 8 pm is the meeting time even though it just might have been a number randomly generated by our head editor here. We believe that Mavor's was chosen as the place of party for two reasons but both of these are still only speculation. We think that drinks might be consumed by various and different people or maybe it is just Tony is going to be there drinking and he doesn't want to be alone... We don't actually know anything. But when I came in this morning I was told to broadcast this for all to hear. We will be staying with this newsbreaking development giving our uneducated, uninformed, and more than slightly speculative ground breaking reports! We, as a factual and unbiassed newsblog will not dissapoint this ground breaking only if it is even happening news story.. This is senior ticketmaster corresponded Daniel "at one point lightning bolt" McRae signing off...
3 Comments:
I'll be there and I hope to see lots of you guys!
I think that's the only time I've ever heard/read "Well crap. I am still in Paris..." I don't buy it.
That would be our cosmo girl! (I'm off the night of the staff party, what about a primping session before?! I'll bring the wine...)
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