Haunted House?

Is anyone interested in going to the Haunted House tomorrow evening at UPEI? The Music Department Hosts it from 7-11 so even those of us working should be done by 8...
Think about it!

Pub Ticket!?

UPEI'ers:
Im trying to find a pub ticket for Saturday's Halloween bash. If you have or know of anyone with a ticket to be sold or anything. Let me know!

Mitch: Where are my balls?
(And later) Did everyone see my balls?


Terry brings the nurse back to box office parties







Terry: I'm playing the piano, incase you didn't know...
Mitch: Oh, I can play too.




Laura and Mitch: DARCY CAMPBELL!

Ashley: We're still gonna know it's you, everyone else has hair (Colin: Do they?)
Craig: I like the awkward silence

Craig: Yeah, well, can your phone do this? (Does sexy phone phlip).
Everyone: Whoa.
Craig: I'm here all week, folks.

Craig: If I wasn't born, then it doesn't matter.
Darcy: Well it definitely wasn't in the past 12 years.
Craig (Later): Well at least I can grow hair on my head.
Craig: Darcy has 50 years experience on me.
Mitch: That was like a writing marathon!

The Judges

The Dancers





Mitch: I'm not even playing and I'm winning.






Recipe: Mitch's Drink (aka the Juggler)
- gingerale
- grenadine
- tropicana orange/strawberry/banana juice
- small amount of red gatorade
- vodka
Terry: This is the best one yet!





Mitch shooting absinthe: It's like....'whoa! I work in the Box Office!'


Chloe: This popcorn is stale.
Craig: Your face is stale.
Dave: These skittles are stale.








Chloe: I've got popcorn in my pocket.
Tara: You just spit popcorn all over my leg.

Colin: I thought I was eating a peanut but it was actually a raisin and it REALLY freaked me out.
(In response) Mitch: That was hard to write




And the photographer is drunk.

Mitch: "I love how the mirror here makes you look like a cyclops"

Tara: Chloe, they grow in shit (the mushrooms)

Craig: Sorbet is a poor man's ice cream.
....Sugar has it's place.

Mitch: He's like an angel with wings.. that's smoking.

12:40 Dave arrives/strolls in

Then some image expression
- Terry: (heart) From: Mitch
Mitch: know what I feel like? 800000000000 million dollars.
Picture by Terry (heart)

Darcy: Craig, Craig, let's that call Lynn!

Mitch:Oh dear, I haven't had my picture taken with Darcy....yet.
Ashley: I don't think he's going to join you on the floor.
Mitch: But my head weighs 48 lbs right now
Dave: The average head weighs 7-8 lbs
Ash: He is really smart

Darcy to Chuck: 1 is always equal to 1.

Dave: Yeah, keep throwing garbage at my face.
Craig throws M&Ms with his hands, lands in Dave's mouth.
Dave and Craig: Yes!

Mitch: What's that, foot's ticklish?
Ash: Stop NOW.
Mitch: Did I hear your feet are ticklish?
Ash: Fuck off. (Kicks Mitch's back).

Ash: Smarties don't taste right. They don't. They taste like little pieces of brown crap.

Mitch: Sorry I suck at writing quotes.

Terry: Are you done with these gatorade bottles?
Dave: Wait, wait, those are recyclable.
Mitch:Your face is recyclable.
Craig: Your mom is recyclable. (Everyone: whoa!!!)

Dave: How cold does the water get in Stratford? Gotta drink the litre. 3:26am.

Mitch (while asleep): (meaningless gibberish)
Ashley (also asleep): What? Huh?

Craig (the morning after, about the helicopter game): If you hesitate, you're dead.... It's like working in the Box Office.

Found:

One Pint of Smirnoff Vodka in my freezer, a few shots left.

Please claim.

Guys and Dolls

Okay BO gang, I need you to put your thinking caps on (I’ve definitely lost mine, somewhere between a second- or was it third?- glass of wine. Mom thought it would be a good idea to finish off the bottle in the fridge…oops)

Really, I’m supposed to be preparing for my tutorial on Tuesday and we’re doing a Chapter on ‘Sex, Gender and Sexuality’. One of my goals of the lesson is a re-thinking of our gender stereotypes by exploring the way we are socialized to perform our particular gender role. Actually, I’m sure you don’t really care about that, and all I really need from you is to START those gender stereotypes for our exercise:

I’ve got two lists, ‘boys’ and girls’ and I need you to come up with some characteristics that are usually attributed to one or the other. For example, boys are tough, girls are delicate, boys get angry, girls get moody- they don’t have to be opposites (although sometimes that helps to think of them!), someone could do a whole list of ‘boys’ attributes, but see what you can come up with!

Thanks!

Round Three!

Alright everyone - cancel your plans for this Saturday night - there's going to be a PARTY AT LAURA'S!

Yes, that's right. It's October and we're having a party. It's never been done before. It's outrageous. Just like this party.

Directions: Email or call someone for them if you didn't get them.


To recap: THIS Saturday, October 21st, 10pm - Laura's.

Miss this party and you will regret it.



Didn't make it to round one or two (or were present but can't remember them)? Find highlights here:

http://boxofficers.blogspot.com/2006/07/human-interaction-at-its-best.html

...and here: http://boxofficers.blogspot.com/2006/08/unforgettable-party-for-those-who-can.html

...also here: http://boxofficers.blogspot.com/2006/07/craig-is-funniest-person-ever.html

...and here: http://boxofficers.blogspot.com/2006/08/just-leave-it-to-newbies-to-keep-us.html

Hey Everyone...Need your help.

Here's an email from FX...any ideas. Those of you who don't know who FX is, it doesn't matter really.

The Email:
business question: i have to write the christmas card for my company in english and i m trying to find a little play on words with all the usual christmas greetings and 'can or tin or metal' but cant really find any inspiration... could you help me?


Any ideas Box Office Gang.....this is right up your alley.

Thanks

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TARA!

Movie Night

Half Nelson - Sunday, October 15th, 7PM, City Cinema.

RIP Facsmile.

HAPPY 20TH RACHEL!!

As Ashley and I parted ways at the end of our shift this afternoon I had to admit that summer was really over. We're almost at the end of the Summer Festival run, and while discussing the upcoming schedule in drizzly almost mitten weather, we realized we won't work again until next Monday, a week from now. In the last three months, we probably haven't gone more than a day without being in the Box Office together. I'm sure she'll be fine, but how will I cope being there Friday, all by myself, without her answers to my panicked questions (oh, actually, I did have one more about winter Air Miles...) or her giggles to go along with my stories of the evening before, or her dogged determination and detective skills to solve a problem I gave up on hours ago? Really, how am I going to survive without any of you?!

Somehow, every winter, we do survive, enjoying the busy days and call in shifts that remind us of summer, as well as the gatherings and movie nights that let us socialize, without the threat of patron updating hanging over us.

So here's to another summer, and to the girl who keeps things running behind the scenes!